Will those red archers ever understand that this is not how you ask your neighbor for a pinch of salt? Okay… We’re blue. And we’re archers. And we have a castle (sort of, thanks to our designer). From time to time our friend, a big purple troll on a flimsy balloon, visits us. Sounds like we need a rest, but just take my word for it, he does exist (meet him on level 6). What else?... Grass is ever green. Enemies are ever red. How it all started nobody remembers, but we kick their bottoms each level. Some players said that they reached level 1,576 and reds are still…reds. Oh, almost forgot to say that our magician is a genius. Recently he crafted + ground army spawn + double arrows + firework arrows (so our neighbours celebrate new year each level) + hero call + and flying pigs (don’t ask me why) Sounds like we’re having a good time… And you’re invited. Just download the game and we’ll see you on the other side of the screen. P.S. Call your boss...