You've seen the video - now the lives of those charmingly dumb characters are in your hands. Enjoy 82 hilarious mini-games as you attempt to collect all the charmingly dumb characters for your train station, achieve high scores and unlock the famous music video that started it all. Download the FREE game now to enjoy the new fun and remember, be safe around trains. A message from Metro. GAMEPLAY - Why is his hair on fire? Who cares, just RUN! - Quickly wipe your screen free of puke - Balance that wobbling glue eater - Flick the piranhas out of range of those precious private parts - Swat wasps before it's too late - Best not invite that psycho killer inside - Carefully remove forks from toasters - Help self-taught pilots - Get back from the edge of the platform you fools - Have patience at level crossings - No crossing the tracks! Not even for balloons! - And who knew rattlesnakes were so picky about mustard? Plus loads more! PLUS - Perfect your dumb-death prevent...