"A-a-a-a-ah! He-e-elp! That huge terrible worm just swallowed Grandma! A-a-a-a-ah! Now it's right behind me! Noooo!..." CRACK! ... "I rode my bike along West twenty-seventh street and then it jumped out right from the ground! Dunno what it is but it's BIG! I hardly could hide myself behind a recycle bin, but it smashed my bike!" ... "Operator, unusual activity reported ten miles east from the town by route twenty. Witnesses say they saw something like a big black snake that appeared from the ground and attacked a tiger... what? No, I have no idea what the tiger was doing in Buffalo." ... "Oh my Gosh... Look there! It's a flying saucer! And it's going to land here!... Oh look!! That big thing just jumped into the sky and bit off half the saucer! Have you seen that?! Looks like a big caterpillar but has no legs!" ... "Yes, mister, I heard of it. My grandfather told me about those giant worms when I was a kid. He told there were many of them before and they stole cows right from t...